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Relationships are an equalship. If one person in the relationship does not want to have sex, than nobody in the relationship has sex.

I’m moving out within the next 5 months and I have to leave my dog with my parents. My heart is completely broken. :-(

"its britney bitch"

- the bible (leviticus 7:58)

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follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

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artschoolsucks:

iraffiruse:

Onward, steed!

This happened and humans still think they are the only intelligent life form on earth…

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baby's first words

mom: say mama
mom: say ma-ma
mom: say it!
baby:
baby:
baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

pugsandshrugs:

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

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What are your achievements so far?

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What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

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meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away

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